hotboyproblems:

me: *looks out the window*

me: when will my online purchases arrive

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teadalek:
“ themaskednegro:
“ I want someone who doesn’t watch wrestling to explain to me whats happening in this scene.
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#competitive lightbulb replacement
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onevintagefuture:

idramaaddict:

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AMEEN

YES PLEAAAASE

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wookiee-monster2:

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Luke Cage, Jessica Jones,

Matt Murdock, Danny Rand

Marvels Defenders art by Andrew V.M

List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

  • I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal
  • Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you
  • I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market
  • Fight me Helen
  • I can’t be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother
  • That’s my nindo. My ninja way.
  • I literally JUST sat down
  • Recite “The Highway Man” from Over the Garden Wall
  • Kids? What are those? I don’t understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?
  • Oohhh no, I’ve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers
  • Centipedes? In my vagina?
  • *Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*
  • I heard they’re.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.
  • I’m an Aries
  • Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*
  • I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor
  • I’m allergic
  • That’s just what the communists want!
  • I’ve been dead for seven years
  • Santa didn’t bring me one last Christmas, so I guess it’s no meant to be
  • I’m afraid they’ll have bad taste in memes
  • It would be unfair to my cat
  • I’m chaotic neutral
  • *long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*
  • “I don’t want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.”

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im-prada–u-nada:

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remuslupinisthevoiceofgod:

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

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theconsultinglinguist:

pretty-damn-smart:

My friend told me she knew someone where if they were ever together everyone assumed they were in a relationship and she would say she wasn’t interested but he would always stay silent because he liked her and all I could think of was

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and don’t forget:

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so if there was ever any doubt in your mind (which I’m sure there wasn’t) here’s a real life example of someone showing the same symptoms Sherlock does for not denying your romantic attractions

And loud, as in LOUD denial… Is just an attempt to hide the truth (I’m looking at you, John)

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sonypraystation:

me since graduating 

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bonepoem:

Media: Millennials and Gen Z kids are killing *BLANK* industry!

Millennials and Gen Z kids:

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pendragonqueen09:

jagarsjora:

grumpyoldgermanwoman:

incurablenecromantic:

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t an elderly dog

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arrowverseedits:

RIP the Rover

helyza-s-world:

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Originally posted by katersann

At this moment, he seems so happy to have her back. And I have this feeling he wants to do something more than just saying he’ll see her on the bridge. I have the feeling he wants to take her in his arms. He doesn’t want to let her go away from him. But he did. Because he knows that after that, they will never be apart again.

Bellamy non verbal communication is cute ❤

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